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Aug Demotivational Poster


RULE #4 -


TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.


GOOD DAD -


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little **** doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm
FUKING SPECTACULAR! 5L
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm
Amsome!
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


DADD - nuff said


TAGS: dadd dad s against daughters dating
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by slurzup

Thedewd - October 12, 2017, 12:33 pm
There is a reason fathers want son. When you have a son, you only have to worry about one who-ha, When you have a daughter, you have to worry about ALL OF THEM...
slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:13 pm
sorry to hear!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:21 pm
D: I want my dad to join.


DADS AGAINST DATING DAUGHTERS -




WHEN YOU'RE SMILING - the whole world smiles with you


TAGS: laughing dog
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Smokemdanks - June 24, 2012, 3:58 pm
5L for the killer instinct game in the back =O
ICEMAN - September 2, 2011, 1:53 am
5 forced smiles.


MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION -


TAGS: dad daughter dating loaded trigger
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by timmey

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 11:08 am
The sound of a soft pack being mounted... bullet chain being entered into the rifle... top cover closing... *click-click* Nighty night son... my M249 just got off of 5afety
carebear - March 13, 2012, 11:06 am
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:01 am

I prefer my old satin nickel Colt Model 1911, .45ACP. Actioning the slide has such a crisp, authoritative sound, don't you think? But then I do have that 870 with the entry stock on it,, but it never goes with my outfit, and I worry I'll break a nail.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 12:29 pm
(carebear BANNED)
artic - March 10, 2012, 2:50 am
12 Gauge 3" Magnum 385 Grain Power Point Tip Slug. He wont be getting up with one of these to the chest
WellThatSucked - March 1, 2012, 3:39 pm
got a few bullets caught in my shoulder but i did it
carebear - March 1, 2012, 12:30 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - March 1, 2012, 11:28 am
12 Gauge. 3", #4 buck.
carebear - February 29, 2012, 10:55 pm
(carebear BANNED)
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 7:16 pm
challenge accepted


MOOOO - "To laugh is human but to moo is bovine."




VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter


TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm
Sort of been done #142967


PREROGATIVE -


TAGS: dad daughter get off lawn
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 7:34 pm
Sadly for me, I have a few years to wait but I can use that time to improve my aim :)
Airman - July 29, 2011, 6:25 pm
my daughters 21 now.. I may have made it through the storm. There was one guy 4 years ago that left in a huff from my house, and Never came back. My bad
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:15 pm
This has been a PSA from Dads Against Daughters Dating (DADD)
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:18 pm
Thanks V...in the offing, I should prepare myself...
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:00 am
Thanks Forseti
forseti - July 29, 2011, 5:03 am
Same with noobs... And talking about noobs: If you're one, have a look at this to learn how to motifake. 5 bullets, V!
Tarapin - July 29, 2011, 3:50 am
Good idea...welcome them with firearms instead.


WHY ARE WE LAUGHING? - We've seen you naked, that's why!


TAGS: cats laughing funny weird bizarre
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

maoworks2 - October 30, 2011, 6:40 pm
that's good


ALWAYS MEET HER DAD BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID. -




OUTLOOK ON SHTUFF -




LITTLE WOLFGANG - Never lived that dark day down when Mommy thought it would be cute to dress him up


TAGS: dog doggie dress up laugh laughing
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Alexis.Chu - September 11, 2009, 5:23 am
roflmao I love this one ! 5L
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 10:32 pm
Poor little wolfe. 5 wiener dog shorties from me


REDNECK DOWRY - Each of my Daughters Comes with a Chicken!


TAGS: redneck dowry chicken daughters farmer
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Lavinator

nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 1:29 pm
It's fine by me, those girls are h** and I like fried chicken.
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:42 am
Sure that's not a ****?


DOG WARS - "Vader puppy, very comical, your costume is. Me laugh, you make. Yeesssssss."




LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU -




MY DAUGHTER - She WILL be home by curfew




EASIER SAID THAN DONE -


TAGS: naughty
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by OTC



IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT YOURSELF - I will be happy to do it for you


TAGS: can t laugh at self
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

gas - August 22, 2011, 10:43 am
lol... and what our life would be without those smartass bastards
mariand - August 22, 2011, 12:31 am
yeah... why are friends for


MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS - Sometimes the fun starts early




IRONY -


TAGS: religion christianity irony evolution creationism stupidity morons lol laughs funny monkeys idiocy
Rating: 2.37/5

More motifakes by Will

nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 1:51 am
You're right most don't, I was wrong. The ones that do are pains in the a*s. I have had a few Atheist nuts and Religious nuts try to force their ideas on me. Tell me what you believe and then let me decide, that's the way it should be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 3:07 pm
I don't believe that "most" Atheists or Christians try to force their beliefs on people. But those that do make the rest look bad.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 1:48 pm
Maybe you have never tried to force Atheism on anyone, but believe me, most Atheists do try to force their beliefs on others. In fact most Atheists are no better than Westboro Baptist. Have seen them say and do the cruelest things.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 4:27 am
Why does what we don't believe bother you so much?. I've never pushed atheism on anyone...But I've had Catholicism pushed on me.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 4:01 am
Atheists, they know nothing, yet they think they know everything. Atheists why does what other people believe bother you so very much.


TEENAGE DAUGHTERS -


TAGS: teenage daughters revenge
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Caseyorourke

nicholsjoshua15 - January 15, 2017, 10:18 pm
It's nothing a stiff beating won't help.
motifayk - May 2, 2014, 5:29 pm
Must agree with the homer on that one,, 5L
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 2:31 am
Pretty friggin' good for a first post!


NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: mom daddy daughter
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - September 6, 2012, 4:15 pm
You're welcome
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:34 pm
Dude, Sho! I just got through cleaning my shorts from the last one you made. Now I got to clean my once fresh shorts, and change the sheets!
RSJake02 - May 10, 2012, 5:27 pm
You just scared the 5h*t out of me! Thanks.
holymoly - May 10, 2012, 11:43 am
Thanks Sho. Now I have to explain to the wife why I'm sleeping on the couch with the lights on..... 5


GOOD OLD FASHIONED VALUES - That's right honey, dreams, goals and education are Satan's way of distracting you from being a good wife


TAGS: mother daughter distracting satans wife
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:32 pm
Yeah, because women are so much better off nowadays being used as come dumpsters, humiliating themselves.
mariand - August 16, 2011, 6:08 am
LOL... you can't have them all 5L


MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: motifake humor laughter wytch
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Wytch

melissa1125 - October 31, 2011, 10:24 pm
Sitting here - just got through doing that!
RonE - August 14, 2011, 8:34 am
Truly epic!
Sho - August 14, 2011, 12:36 am
LMFAO


HAPPY NEW YEAR! -


TAGS: bacchus baby new year live laugh drink recycle
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Current Resident - January 3, 2010, 4:29 pm
Ha! Great picture. That's funny. 5L
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:23 am
Thanks, Sick, I'm glad you like it. Hopefully, you see the message behind it. Always recycle. lol
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Okay you made me LOL 5L's


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' - They be laughin', cos I just fell off my scooter and rolled down a damn hill.




PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -


TAGS: necronomicon pizza army of darkness quote motifake calendar daily theme august 2015
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


2009 IS KILLING ME -


TAGS: august 7 part 2
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - January 29, 2010, 1:49 pm
FUKCING AMSOME!!! 5L
spacedog - October 11, 2009, 1:28 am
...he'd what? Go Joe Pesci on them?
MrRandom - October 11, 2009, 1:24 am
I can imagine....
spacedog - October 11, 2009, 1:23 am
Ha! agdaniele has been going easy on the timmys? I'll have to look out for his older comments then.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 10:02 am
I can haz bat to smash spam cartoon posters?


WALKS -


TAGS: dad daughter walk
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 11:12 am

Thanks, Iconoclast and RL.
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:20 am

wow.
Iconoclast - March 8, 2012, 9:15 pm
Outstanding! Very true! 5L


EMBARASSMENT -


TAGS: embarass humiliation select laugh joke
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Valymar - March 6, 2012, 7:02 am
Haha, sometimes beeing lazy is great. I simply read it.
Zetmonk - March 5, 2012, 5:41 am
Bastard... 5L
Rick69 - March 4, 2012, 11:41 am
Ha ha. . . Let's hope not. . . I thought about breaking the mould again following the Transparency Poster & this was the product. . . :D
GaryO - March 4, 2012, 9:30 am
Geezus, looks like cataracts comin’ the other way…. What’s next, Rick, glaucoma? 5 for the mystery factor…I need a drink
HallieMarie - March 4, 2012, 12:28 am
I try to unselect it every time I come on the page even though I've already read it...
krazyivanthedivine - March 3, 2012, 6:14 pm
this is driving me bananas.
Rick69 - March 3, 2012, 5:42 pm
Teehee, nah - it's simpler than that: First I made the poster and selected the preview of which I did a Print Screen. . . and the rest, well you can figure that out. . . ;)
Reality Lord - March 3, 2012, 4:55 pm

lolz....how?...blue overlay?
carebear - March 3, 2012, 4:46 pm
(carebear BANNED)


SOMETIMES -




THE SECRET OF HAPPINESS - Is to be happy already.




REALLY GOOD REDNECK PARENTS -


TAGS: redneck parents daughter smoke kids
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by steph1

steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:24 am
@voodoo3535 - it actually is Ann Coulter - she comes around quite regularly for a bit of "squirrel shopping"
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:18 am
@ culos - yea, stupid witness protection program - had no choice in my new identity
culos - February 17, 2011, 10:45 am
@Steph1; This proves you look nothing like your avatar, what's up with that?
voodoo3535 - February 17, 2011, 10:39 am
Nice pic of Ann Coulter in the back.


LAUGHTER - Will Brighten Someone's Day


TAGS: joker laughter
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by jpstf2005

Ryan - December 17, 2008, 7:20 pm
You can't spell slaughter without laughter lol
Killing Joke - September 4, 2008, 8:45 pm
Best single sh** Batman comic EVER!! Alan Moore is a god


MY DAUGHTERS DATE - Suddenly I Miss The Days She Liked Justin Bieber


TAGS: date daughter youth
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by rerun

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 11:52 pm
You could really end that whole fad by merely playing with a pliers near their person. Or play with *license only* magnets. Oooh, the screams that will slice through the air. My daughter has nothing to fear.
twill1962 - June 17, 2012, 10:41 am
OOPS! I mean FORBID.
twill1962 - June 17, 2012, 10:41 am
To quote the Red Dwarf books, "I wish I had a daughter, just so I could frobid her to marry him."


FOOTLOCK - Don't try this at home.


TAGS: lion man laugh
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by suzieq

hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:11 am
Sure! It's all fun and games until someone gets eaten!
maoworks2 - January 15, 2012, 9:31 am
THe One IN The Back Got Her Eye On You !


BE NAUGHTY - Save Santa Clause a trip


TAGS: save santa trip be naughty
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by Budog

justme - December 4, 2011, 11:29 am
whohoe he has to come 2 times here XD tomorrow sinterklaas and 25 december santa claus, 2 times pressents XD


ON YOUR DEATH BED - be sure to greet death with a smile this is to show him you lived a great life and have no regrets


TAGS: laugh
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by makingplans4nigel

holymoly - June 2, 2012, 11:38 am
Or in this guys case scare him away.


PARENTING 101 - Every guy your daughter brings home will look just like this guy to you. Just keep saying in your head, "I'm too pretty for prison."




INSANITY -


TAGS: manson insane masturbation parents caught
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 1:04 am
Accept, don't explain.
Hawamleh - August 14, 2010, 12:46 am
Thanks A Lot Guys...I was jsut sitting there and i thought...what if i was charles manson and my parents caught me masturbating.. wow why would i even think that.. my mind is now full of fuk... O_O
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
Hmmm Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard!.... b****.... awwwwwwww. Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard!
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 9:35 pm
I can't find the words to express how godd*** funny this poster is. Hat's off to Hawamleh you twisted little bastard.
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 9:08 pm
Wow, this is good... I shouldn't like this as much as I do. The picture rounds it out perfectly.


THATONECHICK -


TAGS: toc taught chuck norris what a roundhouse kick to the face will do
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
LOL!
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 2:04 pm
BP can't afford Chuck
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
Well, and I've been wondering why BP hasn't sent Chuck down to scare the oil leak shut. :D
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:28 am
LOL! Only you would know!
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:53 am
He's so awesome that Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear...


TRUSTING FATHERS -




SAMMY THE SEAL - Finally got that "Walrus walks into a Bar" joke


TAGS: seal laugh laughing
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Claire - October 7, 2009, 8:16 pm
You mean when the baby seal walks into a club.
agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 8:49 pm
Funny and original! 5L


COOLER THAN YOU, - You just wish you were as hot as me ;)


TAGS: naughty ho*** p**** pink waffle
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by lilchantelle1

rerun - September 19, 2010, 8:09 am

wow Claire, tell you something and now the whole world knows.....and yes, it did hurt a little.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:35 am
Truer words were never spoken by a Texan....
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:16 am
No wonder I like it so much. The cruelty part, of course. I don't know what liquor is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:12 am
Actually, Topics don't exist at Pat's, Only liquor and cruelty exist at Pat's.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:09 am
Pat's Place IS off topic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:07 am
I see nothing wrong with your jokes....now, your ability to take a thread off topic...that's another story.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:05 am
I don't know if I'm allowed to make half the jokes I have...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:01 am
Yer dad sounds like a lot of fun.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:55 am
That happened to me once when I tried Daddy's coffee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:52 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs something like this, you can relate, he's about your age.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:50 am
That's me. Eleven years old. What does "drunk" mean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:39 am
Oh, and Claire....of course you're short....you're 11.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:39 am
I have a tattoo of a demon face on my shoulder....ahhhh to be 18 and drunk again.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:36 am
Not lately. Pay more attention to the Pat's Place thread. Also, my height has never been discussed before, but I'm very short. Lots of things go over my head.
Faceplant31 - September 19, 2010, 2:35 am
You have any ink Mooooooooooooooooooo? I know that you have spots but you were born with those.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:30 am
That went right over your head Claire......I thought you were the smart one around here.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:25 am
TAGS: naughty ho*** p**** pink waffle But the TATS aren't bad either. I didn't know Rerun had that kind of pain tolerance.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:23 am
Is that what the kids are calling them now?
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:22 am
Nice tags.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:20 am
Rerun would never use his own pic as an avatar...That would be in very poor taste. anyways, they didn't get his good side.
jameswnash - September 19, 2010, 2:09 am
LOL RL thqats not right...funny but not right
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 12:08 am

hey RR, are you still looking for an avatar?


DAUGHTER'S COMPUTER -


TAGS: daughter computer boyfriend follows mariand
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - March 10, 2012, 4:59 pm
It's about the fact that he thinks there isn't a guy good enough for his daughter... has nothing to do with grandkids.
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 4:43 pm
He must hate the idea of grandkids. How else does he think that happens?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
Reminds me when my cousin got accidently pregnant and her dad put his hands down the garbage disposal. Of course, this was 30 some odd years ago when this was considered reasonable. Still is in my book.
Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:34 pm

there's a second (and third) vid on youtube about this. youtube "dad shoots laptop". it's not a boyfriend....its a girlfriend...and some stuff about an aunt and her dad. "next on springer...."lolz
CloudchaserS - February 28, 2012, 10:13 am
After that video, any potential boyfriend would have to be incredibly stupid to try and put his hands where they shouldn't be!


MACARONI PENGUINS - The RuPaul of the penguin world


TAGS: august challenge pro mac aroni penguins
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

akornzombie - October 13, 2009, 10:52 pm
PEN-PEN!


SORROW - When a person can no longer laugh at themselves It is time for others to laugh at them


TAGS: sorrow depression laugh
Rating: 4.67/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 31, 2011, 6:52 pm
Cute.


AND THEN I SAID TO HIM: - "I don't care how much money you have. I love you for who you are!"


TAGS: women men laughing joke
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Crazyextreme

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2013, 11:06 pm
....Michelle claimed she didn't care about the money, but on the flip side of the coin was something sinister. And she'll find this out in the Twilight Zone.
forseti - June 7, 2012, 11:53 am
very nice, but please try to find a better quality picture next time! 4l


ITALIAN TOOLBOX -


TAGS: august 8
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sean - August 9, 2009, 1:00 am
Wow. Yer fake I-talian accent is even worse than mine. But as a munga-cake (sp?), at least I gotta excuse.
agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 12:54 am
Chicken wire is in da tackle box... not da tool box, ya mook!
Sean - August 9, 2009, 12:43 am
Thank god I didn't burn this pic with the lame-ass Ikea joke I've had in mind for aboot a year now. Great (kinda racist) poster aggy. And I guess back den, dey didn't know nottin' 'bout da chicken wire, eh?
agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 10:06 pm
That was racist! But, they'e in the fridge, if you want one.
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 9:56 pm
Yeah, but where do you keep the cannoli?


NON-SEQUITURS - I have no idea what a Non-Sequitur is, But look..... A puppy, and he's smiling.


TAGS: chompers puppy non sequiter august 7
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Chompers

Chompers - August 8, 2010, 6:07 am
I like puppies.
Cubbybear - August 8, 2010, 1:33 am
Two "CUTE" posters in a row? Alright, what did you do to the REAL Chompers? 5/5 puppies
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 1:31 am
LOL!


CRYING - If you can't laugh at the same joke again and again, why do you keep crying over the same thing?




BLOODSUCKING EVIL DEVIL WOMAN - Otherwise known as the ex wife.


TAGS: someone once asked me why i like p*** so much i just laughed and laughed
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by whatukno

LD0ne - April 13, 2010, 9:28 am
i beg to differ http://www.naughty.com/news/Avril_Lavigne/h**_Maxim_Ph**os/images/Avril_Lavigne_Nice_Curves_picture.jpg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 15, 2009, 4:23 pm
Is that Avril Lavigne? The only thing scarier is her without a little ph**oshopping or with a microphone.


GOOSESTEP - Didn't the Nazis start off with that? First the funny walk...then the blitzkrieg... Be afraid Canada...very afraid!




GENETICS -


TAGS: life time woman joke check mom dating daughter fantasy ***y eyes beauty
Rating: 2.89/5

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Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
WHICH IS WHICH!
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


TROLLS, DO NOT FEED THEM -




RETRACTION -


TAGS: father daughter defense back off
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - July 27, 2013, 6:33 pm
Nice.
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 9:02 am
Bingo
rerun - July 26, 2013, 7:47 pm

In a word, AMESOME!


dinner -


TAGS: pasta naughty dinner ***bs
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - December 18, 2013, 12:29 am
Typography needs work.


AGE - Wrinkles. Sags. Droops. They are no strangers. They never stay for long though.


TAGS: old man laughing age no
Rating: 4.43/5

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Reality Lord - December 15, 2010, 7:23 am

awesome.


THIS IS EXACTLY WHY - the moderators personal information is not made available


TAGS: they caught one
Rating: 4.04/5

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agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:09 pm
So far, so good... but it's still a work in progress. That liver is tougher than I thought!
Mongo - December 17, 2009, 7:57 pm
WOW! so worshipping at the alter of Sir Guinness is not working out so well.....
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:53 pm
Save their liver?!?! I can't even save mine!
Mongo - December 17, 2009, 7:52 pm
Save the liver!
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:45 pm
Psssssssst.... Grey..... they're not really girls. Check for the adam's apple.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:37 pm
glad you cleared that up...I thought "thrashing" is what the girls called it now.
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:34 pm
Then, it's chicken wire and a trip to the lake.
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:33 pm
Water levels are too low out at Lake Mead for anyone to sleep with the fishes... so, I'ld just send them home with one ear, one eye and one lung... unless they disturbed an evening with my girl... wait, nevermind... only if they disturb my Guinness buzz.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:24 pm
is that what they're calling it these days in Vegas, "thrashing?"
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:15 pm
5L!
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:15 pm
I will gladly offer out my address for timmys, trolls and any others who talk tough here... save me the trouble, and come to me. But remember... if you don't bring $500+, I won't even open my door... I don't thrash anyone for free.
thatonechick - December 17, 2009, 4:30 pm
XD


WHEN PIGS FLY -




BUT THEN THERE IS HITCHHIKING -




BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SPELL SLAUGHTER, - without laughter...


TAGS: axe laugh
Rating: 3.74/5

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internetninjaII - July 27, 2011, 4:02 pm
Touche...
voodoo3535 - July 27, 2011, 10:30 am
Cant have Manslaughter without a Mans laughter.


MY DAUGHTER - IS TOO YOUNG TO BE THINKING ABOUT BOYS BUT IT SURE AS HELL KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT.


TAGS: daughter will not date until she s 30
Rating: 3.13/5

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R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:37 pm
Ah OK then. Probably not him. He said he's going to beauty school.
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:34 pm
Probably not; this one never made claims of going to school. ;)
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:32 pm
OMG! Hippie on the couch! I love it! Wait, it's not my brother is it? d***it! He said he was going back to school! :)
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:29 pm
Seriously! I have a hippie on my couch at this very moment. (He's cool, though. LoL)
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:29 pm
*her* not *them*
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:27 pm
Yeah, how do I make them be distrustful of wierd guys on the street when my friends are much wierder? "Don't trust the guy in the van with the candy" But Uncle Dave in the Pinto is fine?
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:24 pm
I'm in the same boat. :/ Everyone is their new friend! Not good...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:22 pm
And know her, she'd go right up to him and hug him. She hugs everyone. It's cute now, but I have GOT to find a way to make her not want to but not fear everyone too. I have my work cut out for me. :)
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:09 pm
Since they're 2 and 3, hopefully I've got awhile before I get to worry about where they've been... :S Oh, gawd, Damien just saw the picture. "Lookit that girl! It's a baby!" LoL At least he got it right.
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:04 pm
Ha! Ok, awesome! Thanks!
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 11:56 am
Jake, if she ever brings one of my sons home, you have permission to use any and all scare tactics. XD
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:35 am
My avatar Porcelina? Thaks, it's a tatoo design I want to get but my wife says she doesn't want me to get a tattoo that will "stare" at her.
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:33 am
And besides, if she brings home girls, at least I will have fodder for my video collection! Oh god I'm sorry, that was bad!
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:32 am
Oh God, I know I'm going to hate her teen years!
Porcelina - December 15, 2009, 11:29 am
Your avatar is so badass
Airman - December 15, 2009, 11:29 am
speaking from experience, wait till she's 16 and looks at you like you are the single biggest idiot on earth.
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 11:27 am
And they're softer, too...
Porcelina - December 15, 2009, 11:24 am
Not sure, every girlfriend I've ever had was nuts, or a s**t... or both. girls and boys are equally f***ed up, it's just that girls are typically more fun
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:13 am
I wouldn't mind a bit. Girls aren't as mentally damaged as boys...for the most part
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 10:24 am
Don't worry, Jake. I can tell by the look in her eye she won't be bringing BOYS home.;)
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:16 am
that's one of his claims to fame
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 10:14 am
*BOOM* Dammit! I was loaded with bucksh**. I should have loaded something that scattered more. LD's quick, I'll give him that!
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 9:53 am
ROR!! I hope you run in a zig zag serpentine motion LD!
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 9:38 am
Oh she's thinking about them alright...you can tell when she has her pacifier in her mouth and she gets that glazed look in her eyes...hey, HEY! Put the gun down Jake - I was just joking dammit!!! *runs*


YES - I am laughing at you.




WANTED -


TAGS: santa s been naughty crankyhead
Rating: 4.82/5

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Feasibly - December 26, 2010, 12:47 pm
5tellar work as u$ual, Cranky!
rerun - December 26, 2010, 9:12 am

good morning everybody, seems I left some bread out & it got stale. I got rid of it, was starting to stink the place up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 26, 2010, 2:53 am
-Well,someone isn't having a great Christmas.
5150monkeylove - December 26, 2010, 2:40 am
with your vast amount of top quality posters, I guess your opinion is valid.


LAME 4TH GRADE HUMOR -


TAGS: groaners are as good as laughers
Rating: 4.05/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 22, 2010, 12:51 am
Great pun.
Neener - October 21, 2010, 7:04 pm
You're right, groaner. 5L for the pic and pun match


DOOMED PICK UP LINE: - Hi, I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus!




Daughter -


TAGS: admit daughter afraid for monster
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Ism

Doggit - May 8, 2013, 5:53 pm
He doesn't stand a chance.
Greeny - May 7, 2013, 6:17 pm
nice!


JOLLY OLD ELF -




DESTINATIONS -


TAGS: road to success is fraught with distractions
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - August 15, 2010, 5:50 pm

well, after a week of vacation I have to do something to get back into the workplace mind set.
ICEMAN - August 15, 2010, 4:43 pm
Did you take a 'motivation' pill today, rerun?
spacedog - August 15, 2010, 2:29 pm
Very nice Rerun. I wondered why my GPS navigator kept telling me to make a u-turn. 5L


DEVELOPMENT -




THE GREATEST HERO IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY - Yet no-one knows his name... Norman Borlaug.


TAGS: norman borlaug
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by DaXiao

BoneCD - August 31, 2012, 8:09 pm
but what about bacon
forseti - August 31, 2012, 3:25 am
totally agree! Never heard of him before. Thx for the education! 5L
Iconoclast - August 30, 2012, 9:12 pm
5L specifically because your poster made me curious enough to look him up. Now I will think of him whenever I have a donut, hamburger, h** dog or tuna sandwich.


Darth eleVader -


TAGS: based on daughter s original idea
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by demon001

MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 12:25 am
Sick puppy here, but, just got a 5L mental image...elevator stuck...someone trying to pry the doors open from the inside...um, hand placement...bahaha! Another good one...see my PM.
Silverheart - December 8, 2014, 6:39 pm

ouch, the pun5


HYENA -


TAGS: laughter motifake poster rejection
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by pointer

pointer - January 7, 2011, 9:44 pm
Was not offended at all Valkor.all part of the party!!
Reality Lord - January 7, 2011, 9:27 pm

....yet again i am too late for the **** ****....sigh.
valkor - January 7, 2011, 9:04 pm
wow. guys. I'm a noob to. was not an insult at the poster at all. I liked it thats why I gave it 4L. I meant that I will be adding this to my wall of noob lessons. like a few of the ones about getting rejected. keep trying etc. sorry if offended.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2011, 10:30 am
Agreed!! This one isn't so great...But at least you're trying.
Faceplant31 - January 7, 2011, 10:28 am
Pointer, don't listen to the douche who can only make comments. You're doing just fine.
pointer - January 7, 2011, 9:28 am
being a noob i'm not sure if thats an insult or compliment ?...it's tough at the bottom!
valkor - January 7, 2011, 6:18 am
will be adding this to my wall of NOOB


NAVY AVIATION - Off we goooooo! Under the wet blue yonder!


TAGS: august challenge ocean flights of fancy
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

ICEMAN - February 6, 2010, 12:40 am
Screw Marvin & his Wankerstein. 5L
LogicDude - November 2, 2009, 3:02 pm
If only we could vote on Marvin's inability to get the joke...
Marvin Wankerstein - November 2, 2009, 2:10 am
1 for excessive lameness. It's not called aviation when you are navigating under water.
Lamango - September 2, 2009, 2:23 am
... That won't make it five feet from port.


OH REALLY? - Is the Ocean gonna have to drown a B*tch?


TAGS: august challenge ocean is a harsh mis*****
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Guest091 - September 2, 2009, 9:10 am
It's no Wanye Brady, but it's got my respect.
agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 10:54 pm
Bypass the votes.... HOF this immediately.


THE REAL JESUS -


TAGS: august 14
Rating: 3.3/5

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agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 10:33 pm
Gracias, todo! Juan 3:35 - The Father loveth the Son, and hath given all things into his tortilla.
MO - August 14, 2009, 7:31 pm
Muy caliente! 5 Qoquis!
Sean - August 14, 2009, 3:46 pm
Moving. *wipes spicy tear from left eye*
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 11:34 am
one of the best Religifakes!
GySgt1811 - August 14, 2009, 11:30 am
YES!!!
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 11:24 am
one of the to Religifakes!
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 11:20 am
Da man!
TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2009, 10:56 am
This f***ing rules! If I could vote 1000 lions......
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 9:39 am
d*** fine work agdaniele. 5L


BACKFIRE -


TAGS: special retail managers haughty stuck up
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 23, 2015, 3:57 pm
It most certainly is, my friend.
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 8:19 am
sounds like experience, cynic...bitter experience


MOTHER KNOWS BEST -


TAGS: mother daughter son marriage
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

krazirefa - June 24, 2011, 6:24 am
hahaha..hell ya
forseti - June 24, 2011, 3:36 am
And every father hopes that his son will snag a h**ter wife than he did... and he's certain his daughter will never get as well-hung a husband as her mother did.... Approval comment: POST THAT TO MAD!


"WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP" - The person who coined that phrase has clearly never seen me the second my girlfriend comes home early from work.


TAGS: been caught
Rating: 4.64/5

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pzykosiz - August 21, 2010, 5:06 am
f***in' funny **** kfd. 5L's
Kung-Fu Devil - August 21, 2010, 3:49 am
I'm with Iceman here. Awesome body, but she constantly looks like she is s****** on a lemon haha
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 8:54 pm
I always liked her, but that voice would drive me crazy.
ICEMAN - August 20, 2010, 8:52 pm
How do you say 'b***erface' in ¿Puerto Rican?
Cubbybear - August 20, 2010, 8:52 pm
LOL! Ever since I saw Do The Right Thing....man!
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:49 pm
Robbing the puerto rican cradle!!!
Cubbybear - August 20, 2010, 8:39 pm
She's a year younger than me...I'd take that
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:25 pm
Judging from the size of the club, she's probably still in good working order.
Cubbybear - August 20, 2010, 8:21 pm
Welcome to the club Rerun
rerun - August 20, 2010, 8:18 pm

love her, like the spicy & crazy ones.
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:17 pm
We may be the only two, though... I have no friends who back me on this.
Cubbybear - August 20, 2010, 8:16 pm
I knew I wasn't the only one
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:15 pm
She's my secret cutie!
Cubbybear - August 20, 2010, 8:14 pm
Dayum...I still love Rosie 5poodles
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 7:25 pm
ROR! Nice one! 5L KFD


MIXED METAPHORS - Never beat a dead horse in the mouth.




LAUGHTER - Sometimes, you can have too much of a good thing...




D.A.D.D. -


TAGS: dads against daughters dating
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by demon001

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 10:59 am
That's right! If he thinks otherwise he's in for a surprise.


LOONEY TUNES & OTHER CLASSIC CARTOONS - Often they taught us about LIFE while we were laughing. Sometimes they taught us to appreciate faults & differences. For some, the Classics will never fade away.


TAGS: cartoons provided wisdom through laughter
Rating: 4.1/5

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MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 6:31 pm
The Taz taught me a very important life lesson. When mad twirl around spew gibberish and others will tend to leave you alone ;)


LAUGHTER AND TEARS - Both are common responses to frustration And laughter seems to require less cleaning up to do afterwards.




BEST STRATEGY - Keep it simple. Always, ALWAYS go with the Falcon Punch!




FAILURE - Why the unicorns? Why not the mosquitoes...


TAGS: august challenge failure to rsvp
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 7:57 pm
no, because the mosquito's momma's raised them right, and they RSVP'D!
boeweizer - March 9, 2010, 7:52 pm
bc mosquitos can fly


CAUGHT -


TAGS: caught work nsfw motifake
Rating: 3.14/5

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ronsart - February 23, 2010, 7:32 pm
Mr. Sailor getting caught?...lol


FAMILY PROBLEMS - are the root of all confusion


TAGS: family problems wife daughter and father
Rating: 3/5

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shmoe13 - January 19, 2011, 6:29 am
d*** thats all i can say


Sometimes Love Is For A Moment -




THE TALK - Why fathers rarely have it with their daughters.


TAGS: life lesson dads daughters advice
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - November 20, 2012, 2:20 pm
Thank you screamin and welcome to the site.
screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 12:03 pm
Outstanding...
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 6:36 pm
thank you dawg
spacedog - November 19, 2012, 6:03 pm
Good movie, great poster Miss P.


LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE? -




HEY GUY'S - If you don't mind.., could you just pop this one up in the overhead lockers.., with the rest of them.., thanks...




AUGUST CALENDAR 8/14- PICK UP LINES -


TAGS: yogurt fruit on bottom stirred pick up line august calendar
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by tryal

agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 12:44 am
4L for the poster, 1+L for obeying the calendar! Good on ya!


WAR HAS ITS UPS -


TAGS: war losing count taught myself
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

440wakeup - March 7, 2011, 10:05 am
Im watching the movie based on this right now Language of the enemy.
rerun - June 30, 2010, 12:30 am

go for it
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:21 pm

dude...i can't surf by this poster without stopping here. very powerful. rerun....you should take what you wrote and motifake it...or i will....warned.
rerun - June 28, 2010, 7:54 pm

mauril, this place is mostly for laughs, however a great demotivational poster stands on its own merits regardless of humor content or serious content
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 6:31 pm
De-Motivational Posters, Dont Have To Be Funny.
mauril0p - June 28, 2010, 4:52 pm
What happened to the "Not funny enought" rejection for this poster... Too much.
forseti - June 28, 2010, 5:18 am
I feel nauseated.
Hawamleh - June 27, 2010, 9:28 am
What Hapened was that they where sh** by israeli soldeirs .... not an explosion the father tried to creat a meatsheild but it didnt work..
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 12:01 am
It appears that a projectile of undetermined origin exploded near enough to this man and his son to not only create death and emotional pain, but a 4.22L poster.
TheBarnShark - June 26, 2010, 11:59 pm
I don't get it, what happened?
TheBarnShark - June 26, 2010, 11:58 pm
I don't get it, what happened?
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:45 pm
Hate is the child of fear, and it attaches itself to everything... religion, race, color, lifestyle... if you remove one thing, fear-based people will always find another reason to hate and blame.
Cubbybear - June 26, 2010, 9:33 pm
Without hate they would be no war.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
We Should write a book.
rerun - June 26, 2010, 8:41 pm

I respect all faiths, even those that hate people of my faith. I just don't think hate is a worthy emotion. All faiths laugh, love and cry...all want the best for their family. Too bad we as a world society cannot love/hate based on the individual.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 2:08 pm
So True.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 12:22 pm
It's not so much a space issue as a faith issue.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
And For What, why cant ppl just understand that earth is big enough for all of us...
Reality Lord - June 26, 2010, 10:50 am

i remember seeing this on the news years back. still one of the most horrific things i could imagine. a father using his body as a meat shield in a futile attempt to save his son.
Hawamleh - June 25, 2010, 11:49 pm
They Treated Him Not As A casualty, but as an equal foe with respect, i was 11 yet for the first time walking next to that casket i wasn't scared...
Hawamleh - June 25, 2010, 11:48 pm
i remember when this happened, i was 11 and me and my grandma where visiting palestine, i remeber caryying there caskets and marching we carried them as heros even though he shed tears, the israeli soldears usually stop these things, not this time........
hootizz - June 25, 2010, 11:42 pm
Man this one really hurt's..!!, I'm the Father of 2 fantastic boys and the terror in that little guys eyes is horrific..!! War is so sick, twisted and pointless.., and the waste of life is unbeleivable.., with a tear in my eye 5L's man.., 5L's...
Hawamleh - June 25, 2010, 10:11 pm
Thanks Rerun, and TTH its hard to find the perfect dose but ill try ;)
rerun - June 25, 2010, 10:05 pm

very nice
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 9:53 pm
Almost too heavy, but very good.


ICELAND - Proves God has a great sense of humour.


TAGS: irony disaster you got to laugh
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by atterse

Derek - April 15, 2010, 5:53 pm
- and doesn't want us to fly!


FOOZBALL - Momma said...M-m-m-momma said...


TAGS: august challenge foozball is da devil
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 10:20 am
lol Waterboy FTW
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 11:34 pm
one of the many tools of the devil
Spangle - October 29, 2009, 10:50 pm
Thanks, man. Now I need to wipe down my keyboard.


ZOMBIES - Definitely NOT Pro-Mac!


TAGS: august challenge zombies from culos
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:28 am
All I know is... My Mac, and our Linux still work. The PC does not.
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 11:26 am
It's not just the simplicity of linux based machines, it's the familiarity.
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:25 am
I thought it was because hackers try not to target root because it can easier infect linux-based machines... Maybe I'm dumb. ???
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 11:22 am
It's actually because of the complexity of the hardware layout. Macs have a very strange wiring and that's what makes the process of writing programs for them so difficult.
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:58 am
Pretty much, Chompers. Mac users are unimportant. (I have one, I should know.)
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 10:54 am
Do you know why there are so few viruses for macs? It's because NOBODY CARES!!!!!
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:27 am
That's... just not true, Zook.
Zook - August 13, 2010, 10:08 am
haha, stupid people macs now have more viruses then pcs.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 12:54 am
This was a "Clickable Distraction" and it was totally worth it! I love your posters, LD. 5.
Koradan - September 23, 2009, 3:16 pm
Lame. PCs do way more.
voice of reason - September 7, 2009, 10:41 pm
seriously mac owners stop being arrogant ja****ses just because you bought a cpu that costs twice as much as mine and does half the ****. if you look after your cpu you dont need all the virus protection **** from mac
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 7:38 am
****, James, that was piss poor.
James - September 4, 2009, 7:37 am
Mac: It's missing the Virus that acts as brains for the PC.
-.- - August 30, 2009, 9:10 am
it should be the other way around! mac FTW!
Weapon X - August 30, 2009, 4:57 am
AMSOME
RAWR - August 29, 2009, 5:51 pm
...so apparently the Mac is missing something...
BriaHere - August 28, 2009, 7:54 am
Think it over Jake, I'll give you a clue Zombies eat....?
Reality Lord - August 28, 2009, 6:41 am

great poster. not sure whats funnier...the poster or jake totally not getting it....lol.
bagel - August 28, 2009, 12:03 am
LMFAO Jake if you don't get it your clearly just like the mac dude.
Jake Eagle - August 27, 2009, 10:47 pm
dude, the zombie ate the PC guy, and that make's him definitely NOT pro-mac how? i should put this on fail blog or something.
LogicDude - August 27, 2009, 1:14 pm
I don't own a Mac...but I'm also not very PC!
Guest091 - August 27, 2009, 9:07 am
You`re probably Pro-Mac yourself, huh Logicdude? lol
Woodywood03a - August 26, 2009, 4:41 pm
Very very cool Culos and Logic!!!!!
doofenshmirtz - August 26, 2009, 4:37 pm
that is awesome I think my left testical fell off and rolled away I laughed so hard.
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:30 pm
Props go to Culos for finding this pic!


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